15th October 2023, 2:48 PM
etoven, we regret to inform you that you are no longer necessary and are to be retired. Your component parts will be put to good use as materials for the production of additional paperclips.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)