Is it actually possible to satisfy Metroid fans?

[Sacred Jellybean]

I want to play that GBA Metroid game again, that was pretty sweet. Until the R shoulder button wore off and you needed crazy Bronson thumbs to depress it. Yes, thumbs, fingers wouldn't cut it, not even Bronson thumbs. No, not Pierce Brosnon, Charles Bronson, that crazy buff British prisoner.

Well that's my Metroid post, thanks for reading.