13th May 2017, 7:13 AM
The Jiggster is a playable character that can actually hit things. Goldeen does literally nothing but splash around. Again, shoulda been Magikarp, but that's the most useless one there. Mew and Celebi also don't really do anything, but they are so rare they can at least distract your opponent, and in newer games they occasionally will spawn another item, so that leaves Goldeen.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)