You got what you deserve, Republican Party...

[Sacred Jellybean]

Relevant: http://www.spiegel.de/international/worl...36654.html

It's afternoon, and Jones is walking through the studio, his adrenaline level high and his blood sugar low. He needs to get something to eat. Platters of BBQ - chicken, beef and sausages - are set out on a table in the conference room. "Good barbecue," says Jones. "You tasted it already?"

He piles up food onto a plastic plate, and then he suddenly takes off his shirt without explanation. With his bare torso, he sits there and shovels meat into his mouth, a caricature of manliness, but also a show of power to the reporter sitting in front of him. He can do as he pleases.

Then Jones gets up and holds out a sausage. "Wanna suck?" he asks.

...I... I swore this must be a joke website. So far as I can tell, it's not, and is in fact a very respected German news outlet.

:psyduck:

Guys, help.