20th June 2016, 5:19 AM
AAAAGH! ENOUGH ABF, I've heard it before. You aren't going to convince me of anything here, because, on an extremely FUNDAMENTAL level, we disagree on what makes a game good. Every single point you made, every last one, even the ice rod you hilariously missed, is something I'd put in the "plus" column, not the "minus" one.
Seriously, I brought up LTTP to compare it to the new game. I am NOT INTERESTED in arguing the merits of LTTP again! Just because I brought it up doesn't mean I asked you to once again try to disassemble it. I get it! We ALL get it! You don't like that game and didn't have a fun time playing it. You've gone over it again and again, and I don't know what it is you want from me (if it's for me to change my mind, it isn't going to happen, I came to my position after very careful consideration I've also explained), but I really do get it. Now PLEASE let us never have this conversation again. Everything I love about LTTP, you hate. Everything I don't like about more modern Zelda games, you love. Let's move on.
Seriously, I brought up LTTP to compare it to the new game. I am NOT INTERESTED in arguing the merits of LTTP again! Just because I brought it up doesn't mean I asked you to once again try to disassemble it. I get it! We ALL get it! You don't like that game and didn't have a fun time playing it. You've gone over it again and again, and I don't know what it is you want from me (if it's for me to change my mind, it isn't going to happen, I came to my position after very careful consideration I've also explained), but I really do get it. Now PLEASE let us never have this conversation again. Everything I love about LTTP, you hate. Everything I don't like about more modern Zelda games, you love. Let's move on.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)