19th October 2015, 3:59 PM
(This post was last modified: 19th October 2015, 7:01 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
Is that the cover of Rush's new album, Moving Goalposts?
What ASM was trying to say is pretty much right, Jared the Subway spokesman has been arrested for pedophilia. Like, not even close to legal age, we're talking 10 year olds here. It's worse than that. Jared's own organization for helping children was headed by someone who got child pornography for him. I shudder to think exactly where it came from, but that whole organization is tainted now.
For Subway's part, they ran as far away as they could from anything to do with Jared or his organization the moment the hammer came down on the guy. Now I'm just trying to turn his very name into some sort of boogeyman story for parents to scare their children with.
What ASM was trying to say is pretty much right, Jared the Subway spokesman has been arrested for pedophilia. Like, not even close to legal age, we're talking 10 year olds here. It's worse than that. Jared's own organization for helping children was headed by someone who got child pornography for him. I shudder to think exactly where it came from, but that whole organization is tainted now.
For Subway's part, they ran as far away as they could from anything to do with Jared or his organization the moment the hammer came down on the guy. Now I'm just trying to turn his very name into some sort of boogeyman story for parents to scare their children with.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)