30th September 2015, 4:04 PM
The new fantasy football sites like FanDuel and Draft Kings have ads which basically say "Just join today, draft your team, and you'll be wiping your ass with stacks of crisp C-notes on Monday". Presumably, this has happened to somebody at some point, so you're allowed to make that implication over and over without even bothering to clarify that you are statistically better off wiping your ass with the cash you already have.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR