UPS doesn't like delivering to your house

[Weltall]

Does your's keep it like right by the road

Yup

near a sharp turn that idiots never seem to slow down for?

Double yup. And they refuse to move it anywhere else because they would have to pay like $100 to dig a hole and fill it with concrete. They would rather pay $1300 (their quote) about once a year to replace the thing. Like I said, they're awful here. I don't even like going to the office and dealing with them because they're unfriendly and don't care. I've had multiple conversations with the postmaster about it (and years of working service jobs means that it takes an awful lot to get me to complain to somebody's boss). Nothing happens. So, if I order anything that is important or fragile, I go with FedEx if it's an option. They still deliver everything to the door.