24th January 2014, 4:07 PM
Friendship accomplished. As everyone knows, you aren't a friend until a massive company links digital accounts together. Yes, Facebook, Microsoft, they are the arbiters of friendship.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)