Packing Penuts

[etoven]

My poo smells like spicy Italian tacos.. In a sweet Mexican glaze.
.... And shit.. There's shit in there also..

TC smells like my poo, which I guess is a complement.. I mean everyone like tacos.. Right?

Fuck Me is it Friday after 5:00 yet? Some one clinch their enchanted butt cheeks..

I'm about ready to fill a pool up with penis and take a dip with about 40 other women.. Together we will spit about 900 eggs from sexy bitches into 3200 super hot spluge babies..

In short I need some dripping wet super titty to fuck now, or the world will pay.

Still not Friday after 5! Some one better fix that enchanted asshole now before I get really pissed off, and horny, and board.. But mostly horny...

I once dreamed that every girl I met was super hot, were running around with no top on, and had like fifty god damn tits. And like a super dumb ass I woke myself up, and why? Because I couldn't understand why the world had suddenly gotten so perfect.. SHIT! Why the hell couldn't I have just accepted it and had the most wonderful dream ever.. I got one shot at this and I fucked it up..

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Still not Friday.. Who's the asshole holding things up!