This is just stupid...

[Weltall]

For kids, sir. Kids should read early and often, and have as little TV exposure as possible. Reading, arts, crafts, even video games, are all better than movies or TV because they require active participation. You can't stare blankly for 30 minutes at these things.

When it is my turn to spawn and rear my offspring, I hope to instill in them a love for literature. I would not expressly prohibit TV, but hopefully, they'll understand it's worthless, as I have.

Except during football season.