Sorry, I can't just "Go see" Book of Mormon

[Weltall]

Weltall, what, if it isn't New York it must be "the sticks"? I'm in a big city, just not THAT big city. I mean am I really to understand a city should be judged based entirely on whether or not it has Broadway?

I was, ironically, quoting a movie.

I actually labored under the assumption that any large American city would be home to some sort of theater. I'm pretty sure your city is bigger than mine in size, and we have at least two.