10th June 2011, 2:16 PM
I propose here and now, a new TLD (Top Level Domain).... '.corn'
That way the farmers of American can register Igrow.corn, and farmers with cats named corn can register mycat.corn.corn, and I can setup a exchange mailbox corn@mycat.corn.corn. And later on I can even stream live video of corn over corn.corn.
Even Islamic terrorists (who grow corn) can register, 'deathtoamerica.corn.corn'. And later on I can post pictures of me while I eat corn at toven.cornified.corny.corn. And the Omish can promote their hand made whistles or what ever the hell they make, with mycornsbabiesdaddy.iscorn.becomes.mykitchentable.edu; because corn is a educational institution and should be learnified at allthingscorn.corn.
Finally make a salmon Sunday and your day is complete. Don't forget to top with corn!
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That way the farmers of American can register Igrow.corn, and farmers with cats named corn can register mycat.corn.corn, and I can setup a exchange mailbox corn@mycat.corn.corn. And later on I can even stream live video of corn over corn.corn.
Even Islamic terrorists (who grow corn) can register, 'deathtoamerica.corn.corn'. And later on I can post pictures of me while I eat corn at toven.cornified.corny.corn. And the Omish can promote their hand made whistles or what ever the hell they make, with mycornsbabiesdaddy.iscorn.becomes.mykitchentable.edu; because corn is a educational institution and should be learnified at allthingscorn.corn.
Finally make a salmon Sunday and your day is complete. Don't forget to top with corn!