27th May 2011, 7:04 PM
The game better have some of the most epic fights ever printed onto a disk.
If there isn't a scene where you have to drive a jeep across the undulating back of a flying serpent alien while simultaneously rocket launching at other alien ships and machine gunning smaller aliens bursting out of the big one's back while the serpent flies back and forth through a city and military jets constantly spray at the alien with you having to dodge it *takes a breath* and not spilling your beer all to the song "Ghost Love Score" by Nightwish, topped off by decapitating the serpent with a well timed jump off one part of it's back and plunging the jeep (with custom blade attachment) into it's neck and rocket launching yourself to safety on one of the military jets being piloted by some blonde air force woman and spouting out a one liner then they have failed.
If there isn't a scene where you have to drive a jeep across the undulating back of a flying serpent alien while simultaneously rocket launching at other alien ships and machine gunning smaller aliens bursting out of the big one's back while the serpent flies back and forth through a city and military jets constantly spray at the alien with you having to dodge it *takes a breath* and not spilling your beer all to the song "Ghost Love Score" by Nightwish, topped off by decapitating the serpent with a well timed jump off one part of it's back and plunging the jeep (with custom blade attachment) into it's neck and rocket launching yourself to safety on one of the military jets being piloted by some blonde air force woman and spouting out a one liner then they have failed.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)