so i met a psychic

[etoven]

Holy fuck me. Is that an alternate-reality Jetsons?

So you don't have text messaging. How the hell did you ever meet a girl without texting? I call bullshit, you just don't want to talk to me. I just watched Human Centipede and laughed so hard it woke up my roommates. ARE YOU A PART OF THIS EXPERIENCE THE ANSWER IS NO.

I second your motion of bullshit.. Unless calls end up in that same mystical land.. But you have to understand.. Ryan never answers his phone.. Ever.. I once drove all the way from Salem to Richmond just to see what the hell was going on, only to find his phone stuffed in a drawer on mute.. That's just the way he rolls..