12th January 2011, 2:15 AM
Here's your "bit". Totally serious, like WAY too serious about describing these things. Do it in a fancy chair wearing a suit. Yes, that'll do... Informative, AND hilarious.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)