The Top 40 XML Feeds you can find on weather.gov

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In no particular order XML feeds on weather.gov find the location of:

1. Nearest Curly Fry Vender
   
2. The keys to your 1974 Chevy 2 Door Coup
   
3. Nearest Guy Named Bubba
   
4. Android Tablet PC's for 1 dollar
   
5. The nearest Christmas Display that presents a fire hazard
   
6. Yoga classes
   
7. Smelly men in your general vicinity
   
8. Smelly women in your general vicinity
   
9. Nearest Walmart
   
10. Nearest Walmart hate group
    
11. Nearest Walmart hate group hate group
    
12. The Janitor from Scrubs
    
13. The nearest StarWars convention
    
14. The nearest StarTrek convention
    
15. Those lights that look like candles that you put in your window during the holidays
    
16. IPhones that run Windows mobile
    
17. Windows mobile phones that run iOS
    
18. Tiny TV's that don't work
    
19. Black business phones
    
20. Where to replace you Altec Lansing speakers
    
21. Nearest CPU fan street vender
    
22. All the great pizza places in NewYork
    
23. Nearest Italian neighbor
    
24. Nearest Bing server farm (Theres only one, cause it sucks :))
    
25. All the people doctors have killed over the years
    
26. People with to many cats
    
27. Moms who wear their teens Jeans.
    
28. Nearest carving of a tiny boat
    
29. XML feeds of XML feeds
    
30. The location of hidden Iranian nuclear missile silo's
    
31. Missile silo's for sale
    
32. Fly hair cuts
    
33. Home made soups that taste bad
    
34. Secret government documents implicating George Bush for the September 11 attacks.
    
35. People who wear horrible hats
    
36. Android Apps for sale, stolen from the Android market
    
37. Shops that sell the "Big book of nasty glares"
    
38. Used underwear for sale
    
39. Places you could have found a Nintendo Wii (2 Years Ago)
    
40. And finally, hacked Super Mario World Roms, where Yoshi is replaced with Richard Simmons. Players ride him like a pony!