9th December 2010, 5:46 PM
In no particular order XML feeds on weather.gov find the location of:
- Nearest Curly Fry Vender
- The keys to your 1974 Chevy 2 Door Coup
- Nearest Guy Named Bubba
- Android Tablet PC's for 1 dollar
- The nearest Christmas Display that presents a fire hazard
- Yoga classes
- Smelly men in your general vicinity
- Smelly women in your general vicinity
- Nearest Walmart
- Nearest Walmart hate group
- Nearest Walmart hate group hate group
- The Janitor from Scrubs
- The nearest StarWars convention
- The nearest StarTrek convention
- Those lights that look like candles that you put in your window during the holidays
- IPhones that run Windows mobile
- Windows mobile phones that run iOS
- Tiny TV's that don't work
- Black business phones
- Where to replace you Altec Lansing speakers
- Nearest CPU fan street vender
- All the great pizza places in NewYork
- Nearest Italian neighbor
- Nearest Bing server farm (Theres only one, cause it sucks :))
- All the people doctors have killed over the years
- People with to many cats
- Moms who wear their teens Jeans.
- Nearest carving of a tiny boat
- XML feeds of XML feeds
- The location of hidden Iranian nuclear missile silo's
- Missile silo's for sale
- Fly hair cuts
- Home made soups that taste bad
- Secret government documents implicating George Bush for the September 11 attacks.
- People who wear horrible hats
- Android Apps for sale, stolen from the Android market
- Shops that sell the "Big book of nasty glares"
- Used underwear for sale
- Places you could have found a Nintendo Wii (2 Years Ago)
- And finally, hacked Super Mario World Roms, where Yoshi is replaced with Richard Simmons. Players ride him like a pony!