30th August 2010, 9:28 AM
I've watched the cut scenes on youtube and all of them are beautiful. You start out a punky teenager at 17 working in the military with a commanding officer who wants you to succeed, yet Samus at 17 is a snot nosed brat who thinks she can do anything, then doubts herself and feels powerless when she is shunned. As she progresses and matures she leaves the military to discover her past and gains a newfound respect for her CO and the military. It is a natural progression that feels right.
The only person talking about sexism in this game is some fat chick on G4 who is probably angry at Samus being thin and wearing Chozo armor which are two things the fat G4 chick will never have. She will never be asked or told things like:
"Show me your panties"
"Can you send me nude pictures?"
"This belt is too small on me, will it fit you?"
"You have a nice (insert any body part)"
"You should get that two piece bathing suit"
"You are pretty"
"You made such a good choice on those tattoos"
"I'm jealous of you"
"there's PLENTY of cake left"
I cant believe its even being taken seriously by some people. It's Metroid, the goal (after the whole 'save the universe' thing) is to get her out of her suit and look at her ass and titties in skin-tight bikinis and unitards, that has been the goal since the first game in 1986. In Metroid Fusion/Zero Mission you can even collect still images of Samus Aran at various ages pressing her bubbalicious booty on to the GBA screen so hard that it actually sends you back in time to feudal Japan and you fight a snake demon with a diamond katana. Then the Prime series gives you multiple angled shots of her in her "I'm basically nude" Zero-Suit as rewards for collections and beating the game.
Get the fuck over yourselves and your insipid desire to portray classic characters as immoral because it shows a faux intelligence or a higher understanding - it makes you look like you have emotional problems. No one thinks your smart because you bring up that Superman has a penis and Louis Lane is constantly in need of his help. Nor does anyone nod in agreement that Metroid is sexist you idiot filled balloon of shame. NO ONE bats an eyelash at God of War's mini games to slam a stack of Lesbos or Bayonetta's demonic ass cheeks ritualistically killing devils with nudity. Yunno why? Because its sexy and sometimes funny and interesting which are 3 things ABF can never accomplish which is why he debates Zelda's moral integrity.
Show me the sexist cherry in Metroid: Other M Grumbler. I swear to God if you post something stupid I am going to permaban you.
The only person talking about sexism in this game is some fat chick on G4 who is probably angry at Samus being thin and wearing Chozo armor which are two things the fat G4 chick will never have. She will never be asked or told things like:
"Show me your panties"
"Can you send me nude pictures?"
"This belt is too small on me, will it fit you?"
"You have a nice (insert any body part)"
"You should get that two piece bathing suit"
"You are pretty"
"You made such a good choice on those tattoos"
"I'm jealous of you"
"there's PLENTY of cake left"
I cant believe its even being taken seriously by some people. It's Metroid, the goal (after the whole 'save the universe' thing) is to get her out of her suit and look at her ass and titties in skin-tight bikinis and unitards, that has been the goal since the first game in 1986. In Metroid Fusion/Zero Mission you can even collect still images of Samus Aran at various ages pressing her bubbalicious booty on to the GBA screen so hard that it actually sends you back in time to feudal Japan and you fight a snake demon with a diamond katana. Then the Prime series gives you multiple angled shots of her in her "I'm basically nude" Zero-Suit as rewards for collections and beating the game.
Get the fuck over yourselves and your insipid desire to portray classic characters as immoral because it shows a faux intelligence or a higher understanding - it makes you look like you have emotional problems. No one thinks your smart because you bring up that Superman has a penis and Louis Lane is constantly in need of his help. Nor does anyone nod in agreement that Metroid is sexist you idiot filled balloon of shame. NO ONE bats an eyelash at God of War's mini games to slam a stack of Lesbos or Bayonetta's demonic ass cheeks ritualistically killing devils with nudity. Yunno why? Because its sexy and sometimes funny and interesting which are 3 things ABF can never accomplish which is why he debates Zelda's moral integrity.
Show me the sexist cherry in Metroid: Other M Grumbler. I swear to God if you post something stupid I am going to permaban you.