25th August 2010, 6:56 PM
M Night's chief offense is that he makes movies with too many fatties. Dude, I watch movies so I don't have to look at fat people, I don't wanna toss my popcorn while watching bloated ass Bruce Willis talk to that little kid about dead people. I see enough of that shit in real life and have to shield my eyes, even while driving if necessary.
Of course, M Night's a bit of a heffer himself, so he's probably just promoting some Fat Acceptance crap instead of encouraging people to be healthy.
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God, that double chin :Gonk: Sorry, forgot to NWS that shit.
By the bye, if a director fails at creating suspension of disbelief enough to make wind scary, then he's at fault, not necessarily the audience. You can make a stupid idea scary if you execute it well enough, or add enough details to make it sound sensible rather than its cheesy-sounding synopsis.
I've never seen any of the most hated Shyamalan movies, only Unbreakable, Six Sense, and Signs (which is divisive unlike say The Last Airbender or The Happening which seem universally hated). I liked them all, though I can see why people didn't like Signs. To me, the rest of the movie was entertaining enough to make up for the cheesy climax. It was sort of a Deus Ex Machina, but those can be forgivable.
Of course, M Night's a bit of a heffer himself, so he's probably just promoting some Fat Acceptance crap instead of encouraging people to be healthy.
God, that double chin :Gonk: Sorry, forgot to NWS that shit.
By the bye, if a director fails at creating suspension of disbelief enough to make wind scary, then he's at fault, not necessarily the audience. You can make a stupid idea scary if you execute it well enough, or add enough details to make it sound sensible rather than its cheesy-sounding synopsis.
I've never seen any of the most hated Shyamalan movies, only Unbreakable, Six Sense, and Signs (which is divisive unlike say The Last Airbender or The Happening which seem universally hated). I liked them all, though I can see why people didn't like Signs. To me, the rest of the movie was entertaining enough to make up for the cheesy climax. It was sort of a Deus Ex Machina, but those can be forgivable.