5th August 2010, 8:57 AM
God damn ABF and GR chime in like clockwork to call you an idiot.
When I was bartending i sang the happy birthday song to a retired fireman dude who lost his leg falling from 3 stories. I made the joke of "was it lord of the rings?" we had a good time. My manager told me "You cant sing that" so I sang the stevie wonder happy birthday song and that pissed off some black woman who said "That's Dr. King's song" so I went home, created a contract between me and the manager, printed it out and got him to sign it where it clearly states that my version of the happy birthday song is a parody by singing the same tune but with the words 'happy vaginal passing day'.
Mad tips.
When I was bartending i sang the happy birthday song to a retired fireman dude who lost his leg falling from 3 stories. I made the joke of "was it lord of the rings?" we had a good time. My manager told me "You cant sing that" so I sang the stevie wonder happy birthday song and that pissed off some black woman who said "That's Dr. King's song" so I went home, created a contract between me and the manager, printed it out and got him to sign it where it clearly states that my version of the happy birthday song is a parody by singing the same tune but with the words 'happy vaginal passing day'.
Mad tips.