3rd August 2010, 6:07 AM
I'll leave you now to argue with lazy
No tag-teaming.
I consider our last spacefaring argument a win for me since you abandoned it.
Did I abandon that? Well... I certainly didn't lose it, so since you feel that I've abandoned it, I'll go open a second front on that thread and revisit it after this post
VICTORY!
*Darunia and his Legions parade through the Arc de Triomphe in Goron City, atop a gallant, flower-laden motorcade. The sides of the streets are laced with thousands of adoring subjects, who toss rose petals towards their triumphant heroes*
*Dragged at the back of the military processions are thousands of captured EM infantry, and EM himself, in chains... pelted with tomatoes, spit, boos, cusses, and profanity*
*Darunia reaches a forum and addresses the crowds, who fall silent*
DARUNIA: Thank you, my adoring multitudes! This has been a tremendous victory for all Goron-kind! We have smitten the condsnending wretched mulitutude... brought light where there was none, and brought truth where there was only ignorance. This is a great victory indeed!
CROWD: HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!
DARUNIA: But our work is not done! As complete as this victory was... as rich are the spoils that we have brought home from our enemy... in slaves, satins, silks, gold and jewels and all booty... and in conquered land, which will soon be open to Goron colonization... we have a new front to conquer... a front long-stagnant... but, personally invited by our enemies to lower them in righteous slaughter, we shall prevail! A brief respite for our victorious boys, and then on! On! March on! Back to the Space Exploration front!
CROWD: Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
No tag-teaming.
I consider our last spacefaring argument a win for me since you abandoned it.
Did I abandon that? Well... I certainly didn't lose it, so since you feel that I've abandoned it, I'll go open a second front on that thread and revisit it after this post
VICTORY!
*Darunia and his Legions parade through the Arc de Triomphe in Goron City, atop a gallant, flower-laden motorcade. The sides of the streets are laced with thousands of adoring subjects, who toss rose petals towards their triumphant heroes*
*Dragged at the back of the military processions are thousands of captured EM infantry, and EM himself, in chains... pelted with tomatoes, spit, boos, cusses, and profanity*
*Darunia reaches a forum and addresses the crowds, who fall silent*
DARUNIA: Thank you, my adoring multitudes! This has been a tremendous victory for all Goron-kind! We have smitten the condsnending wretched mulitutude... brought light where there was none, and brought truth where there was only ignorance. This is a great victory indeed!
CROWD: HURRAH! HURRAH! HURRAH!
DARUNIA: But our work is not done! As complete as this victory was... as rich are the spoils that we have brought home from our enemy... in slaves, satins, silks, gold and jewels and all booty... and in conquered land, which will soon be open to Goron colonization... we have a new front to conquer... a front long-stagnant... but, personally invited by our enemies to lower them in righteous slaughter, we shall prevail! A brief respite for our victorious boys, and then on! On! March on! Back to the Space Exploration front!
CROWD: Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST