18th July 2010, 7:15 PM
NASA's primary focus:
#1: Improving relations with Muslims!
and now:
#2: Savings baby sea turtles.
I like turtles!
^ (seriously.)
NASA's budget projection for the fiscal year 2011:
TOP BUDGETARY PRIORITIES:
#1: Continued Muslim outreach. ($6.1 billion)
#2: Continued baby sea turtle rehab program ($4.4 B)
#3: Helping the poor spade/neuter their pets ($1.65 B)
#4: Spreading Yodeling History month awareness ($1.1 B)
#5: Handing out free contraceptives in subsaharan Africa ($880 m)
#6: Purifying drinking water in Guatemalan suburbs ($650 m)
#7: Distributing crayons to need orphans in Mongolia
... ($575 m
...
...
#6,499: Bob over in Accounting needs more sticky post-it notes. ($6.50)
#6,500: New set of toenail clippers for CEO lounge. ($2.99)
#6,501: Funding space exploration. (.95 c)
THIS CONCLUDES THE PROPOSED 2011 BUDGET FOR NASA
#1: Improving relations with Muslims!
and now:
#2: Savings baby sea turtles.
I like turtles!
^ (seriously.)
NASA's budget projection for the fiscal year 2011:
TOP BUDGETARY PRIORITIES:
#1: Continued Muslim outreach. ($6.1 billion)
#2: Continued baby sea turtle rehab program ($4.4 B)
#3: Helping the poor spade/neuter their pets ($1.65 B)
#4: Spreading Yodeling History month awareness ($1.1 B)
#5: Handing out free contraceptives in subsaharan Africa ($880 m)
#6: Purifying drinking water in Guatemalan suburbs ($650 m)
#7: Distributing crayons to need orphans in Mongolia
... ($575 m
...
...
#6,499: Bob over in Accounting needs more sticky post-it notes. ($6.50)
#6,500: New set of toenail clippers for CEO lounge. ($2.99)
#6,501: Funding space exploration. (.95 c)
THIS CONCLUDES THE PROPOSED 2011 BUDGET FOR NASA
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