Gary Coleman R.I.P

[alien space marine]

Your cruel deity seems to like picking on the same people more than once. First smitten short, then cut short in life. Not unlike Herve Villechaize. God needs to pick on people his own size.

Since God is a complete cock

I hereby fire the bastard and appoint Gary Coleman as his successor!



Oh and every longtime member of TC is his apostle and Lazyfatbum gets to deny him three times, While DJ will fill the role of Judas and betray him for silver anal beeds then promptly kill's herself in shame.