Tales of a Dumb Spoiled Whore

[Darunia]

Hah! I can't believe you fell for it!

I have balls of steel that deflect your spear !

Now I posses the secret to penetrating the darunium hulls of your warships!

Unleashes magic wrapping paper to ensnare the rock munchers (Gorons), Deploys Peter Piper to use his hypnotic flute on ensnared gorons, I get P.P to use his flute to enchant gorons to supporting your evil Twin brother Dawalkia into usurping your throne and starting a civil war.

The knowledge that your balls are made of steel (which, since you vote leftist, sounds highly unlikely---more likely they are made of something soft and weak, like congealed coconut pudding)... and while it is TRUE that our mighty space fleet is encased within hulls of Darunium©®™, they are also encased within the even more mysterious Super Duperanium, the secrets of which not even I know!

YOU DARE MENTION THE NAME OF MY EVIL TWIN BROTHER, DAWALKIA!? YOU DARE NOT SPEAK IT! NOW I'M REALLY ANGRY...