24th May 2010, 8:26 PM
Darunia Wrote:*Declares formal state of war on ASM*
Protected by "Darunium"...? I think I owne the patents to that... and I know that the secret weakness to all Darunium alloys is KETCHUP.... ketchup-laced spear points will easily enough penetrate to your soft genitals!
Regardless of where the law was committed, you and all that you hold dear are now to be liquidated.
Goron meat, since we primarily consume stone, is of absolutely no nutritional value to any mammal. Furthermore, these 'space butchers' of whom you speak, will be slaughetered by the might of the Mighty Goron Imperial Space Armada!
Hah! I can't believe you fell for it!
I have balls of steel that deflect your spear !
Now I posses the secret to penetrating the darunium hulls of your warships!
Unleashes magic wrapping paper to ensnare the rock munchers (Gorons), Deploys Peter Piper to use his hypnotic flute on ensnared gorons, I get P.P to use his flute to enchant gorons to supporting your evil Twin brother Dawalkia into usurping your throne and starting a civil war.