An Impotent Goron Declaration

[Darunia]

so is Natalie Portman given that she's a Harvard grad (she's never showed either of those qualities in her work, however)

And tell me, how should she apply her Baccalaureate in Psychology to the script for The Phantom Menace?

I suppose it really is just a fundamental difference in how we're wired. When I see Natalie's big brown eyes, I swoon. Tina... no. I mean, yes she's pretty, but compare the twos' eyes... and I'm not talking about her glasses. Natalie has beautiful eyes. And facial features, lacking from Tina. Body-wise, they're both beautiful women. Career-wise, they're both very successful. Intelligence-wise, they're both very intelligent. I suppose the preference comes down to the key physical traits that we individually cling to and prefer.


....BUT...


Natalie has an upcoming role in a movie wherein she shares an intimate lesbian moment with noneother than MILA KUNIS.


Checkmate.

Good fight, though.

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BTW those blatantly off-guard paparazzi ass-scratcher pics? Hot.