*A Goron dispatch rushes to Lord General Darunia with urgent news*
DISPATCH: Lord! Lord! You must read this!
*Darunia hands off his looking glass to a waiting adjutant and takes the dispatch. His face contorts in hitherto unseen expressions of disapproval.*
DARUNIA: This cannot be! This is too grave an insult! It must be a mistake!
DISPATCH (hysterical): It's not! It's not! Just scroll up! He did it! He imbedded images of her right into thine own royal posts, excellency! I've seen it with my very eyes this day!
*Darunia crumples the dispatch and tosses it aside. His face belays a fury never before known.*
GORON MARSHALL: The scum! The villainy!
DARUNIA (unsheaths his sword, takes his steed by the reigns): Order a general advance. All units. Rolling barrage. I will lead the cavalry. And I will not leave this field without the head of Weltall on a platter! HYAH!
*Trumpets, bugles and war drums blare as, with a mighty clatter, the gods themselves tremble in fear: the Grand Goron Army charges!*
TO BE CONTINUED...
DISPATCH: Lord! Lord! You must read this!
*Darunia hands off his looking glass to a waiting adjutant and takes the dispatch. His face contorts in hitherto unseen expressions of disapproval.*
DARUNIA: This cannot be! This is too grave an insult! It must be a mistake!
DISPATCH (hysterical): It's not! It's not! Just scroll up! He did it! He imbedded images of her right into thine own royal posts, excellency! I've seen it with my very eyes this day!
*Darunia crumples the dispatch and tosses it aside. His face belays a fury never before known.*
GORON MARSHALL: The scum! The villainy!
DARUNIA (unsheaths his sword, takes his steed by the reigns): Order a general advance. All units. Rolling barrage. I will lead the cavalry. And I will not leave this field without the head of Weltall on a platter! HYAH!
*Trumpets, bugles and war drums blare as, with a mighty clatter, the gods themselves tremble in fear: the Grand Goron Army charges!*
TO BE CONTINUED...
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST