• Login
  • Register
    • Login Register
    Login
    Username:
    Password:
  • Home
  • Members
  • Team
  • Help
User Links
  • Login
  • Register
    • Login Register
    Login
    Username:
    Password:

    Quick Links Home Members Team Help
    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City An Impotent Goron Declaration

     
    • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
    An Impotent Goron Declaration
    Darunia
    Offline

    Posting Freak
    Posts: 3,603
    Threads: 189
    Joined: 02-01-2000
    #15
    5th May 2010, 4:43 PM (This post was last modified: 5th May 2010, 6:02 PM by Darunia.)
    *A Goron dispatch rushes to Lord General Darunia with urgent news*

    DISPATCH: Lord! Lord! You must read this!

    *Darunia hands off his looking glass to a waiting adjutant and takes the dispatch. His face contorts in hitherto unseen expressions of disapproval.*

    DARUNIA: This cannot be! This is too grave an insult! It must be a mistake!

    DISPATCH (hysterical): It's not! It's not! Just scroll up! He did it! He imbedded images of her right into thine own royal posts, excellency! I've seen it with my very eyes this day!

    *Darunia crumples the dispatch and tosses it aside. His face belays a fury never before known.*

    GORON MARSHALL: The scum! The villainy!

    DARUNIA (unsheaths his sword, takes his steed by the reigns): Order a general advance. All units. Rolling barrage. I will lead the cavalry. And I will not leave this field without the head of Weltall on a platter! HYAH!

    *Trumpets, bugles and war drums blare as, with a mighty clatter, the gods themselves tremble in fear: the Grand Goron Army charges!*

    TO BE CONTINUED...
    H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
    Reply
    Reply
    « Next Oldest | Next Newest »

    Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)



    Messages In This Thread
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 3rd May 2010, 3:27 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 3rd May 2010, 4:22 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Sacred Jellybean - 3rd May 2010, 6:56 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 3rd May 2010, 8:28 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Unreadphilosophy - 4th May 2010, 8:17 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 4th May 2010, 8:20 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Dark Jaguar - 4th May 2010, 10:32 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Fittisize - 4th May 2010, 10:45 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by EdenMaster - 5th May 2010, 8:26 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by alien space marine - 5th May 2010, 8:29 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 5th May 2010, 12:23 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Great Rumbler - 5th May 2010, 12:27 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Great Rumbler - 5th May 2010, 12:33 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 5th May 2010, 4:35 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 5th May 2010, 4:43 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 5th May 2010, 4:45 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by etoven - 5th May 2010, 5:10 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 5th May 2010, 9:32 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Unreadphilosophy - 5th May 2010, 9:58 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:19 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by lazyfatbum - 5th May 2010, 11:26 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 6th May 2010, 12:10 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 6th May 2010, 5:43 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 6th May 2010, 11:13 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Dark Jaguar - 6th May 2010, 11:17 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 6th May 2010, 11:29 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Dark Jaguar - 6th May 2010, 1:01 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 6th May 2010, 1:21 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by EdenMaster - 6th May 2010, 7:24 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Weltall - 6th May 2010, 7:29 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Sacred Jellybean - 6th May 2010, 8:34 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by A Black Falcon - 6th May 2010, 9:34 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Fittisize - 7th May 2010, 12:46 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 7th May 2010, 6:25 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by lazyfatbum - 7th May 2010, 12:50 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 7th May 2010, 1:52 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Sacred Jellybean - 7th May 2010, 3:22 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 7th May 2010, 3:45 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by EdenMaster - 7th May 2010, 11:09 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 8th May 2010, 9:58 AM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by EdenMaster - 9th May 2010, 12:57 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 9th May 2010, 1:13 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by A Black Falcon - 9th May 2010, 2:40 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Sacred Jellybean - 9th May 2010, 6:02 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Unreadphilosophy - 9th May 2010, 7:56 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Unreadphilosophy - 9th May 2010, 8:05 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by lazyfatbum - 10th May 2010, 12:12 PM
    An Impotent Goron Declaration - by Darunia - 10th May 2010, 6:53 PM

    • View a Printable Version
    • Subscribe to this thread
    Forum Jump:

    Toven Solutions

    Home · Members · Team · Help · Contact

    408 Chapman St. Salem, Viriginia

    +1 540 4276896

    etoven@gmail.com

    About the company Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.

    Linear Mode
    Threaded Mode