26th March 2010, 3:47 PM
Darunia Wrote:A Pyrrhic victory? Are you implying that this is hollow and purely symbolic? Nonsense. Blare the trumpets and parade the troops, this is the greatest Goron victory since the Russo-Goron War of 1792.
Orders the aliens from planet Piñacolada to Launch a full scale orbital bombardment of the goron kingdom.
Darunia is killed along with his minions, The Piñacoladan clean up crew collects the dead Goron corpses and then reprocesses them as hamburger patties to be sold to McDonald's.