25th March 2010, 7:51 PM
Haha... you guys are mooks. He doesn't really eat Gorons. That's just the role he played for that videogame. The real Volvagia owns a delicatessen in Topeka, Kansas. His name is Bill Vagia, and he has six kids.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST