24th March 2010, 4:57 PM
Darunia nods, wearily. He has been down this road many times before, but that doesn't make it any easier for him now. Looking over his shoulder at the Burger King, he nods.
The Burger King, silent, his face void of emotion... the only sound is that of the Burger King, who pumps the 12 guage in his hands.
"Go. Do what must be done," Darunia said.
(Later, ABF is sitting at home, posting at Tendo City.)
..."and that is why I'm a flaming liberal! In conclusion, I think that all babies should be exterminated, and that President Bush is a Nazi. Furthermo..."
He is stopped suddenly. He hears a noise outside, in the bushes.
"Hello?" he asks... he hears only silence.
Putting on his pink Power Puff Girl slippers, and fixing his face, ABF opens the front door and steps outside. A cool spring breeze is drifting through his yard. The moon is out, but shrouded by clouds. He spies movement in the bushes near his bedroom window.
"You there, come out of the shadows and be seen!"
The figure pounces with such speed and violence that ABF is forced to the ground. Squealing like a pig and submissively urinating, ABD pleads for his life, as the Burger King presses the cold steel barrel of his Remington 12 guage into his mouth.
"Burger King? You--you work for Darunia...! Did he send you? To kill me?"
Burger King's eyes never convey his inner turmoil, but for a moment, ABF saw compassion within. Then, BK overcame it.
"No. He is my master."
"I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hatred! Don't do this."
"Fuck you. Pussy."
BANG!
The Burger King, silent, his face void of emotion... the only sound is that of the Burger King, who pumps the 12 guage in his hands.
"Go. Do what must be done," Darunia said.
(Later, ABF is sitting at home, posting at Tendo City.)
..."and that is why I'm a flaming liberal! In conclusion, I think that all babies should be exterminated, and that President Bush is a Nazi. Furthermo..."
He is stopped suddenly. He hears a noise outside, in the bushes.
"Hello?" he asks... he hears only silence.
Putting on his pink Power Puff Girl slippers, and fixing his face, ABF opens the front door and steps outside. A cool spring breeze is drifting through his yard. The moon is out, but shrouded by clouds. He spies movement in the bushes near his bedroom window.
"You there, come out of the shadows and be seen!"
The figure pounces with such speed and violence that ABF is forced to the ground. Squealing like a pig and submissively urinating, ABD pleads for his life, as the Burger King presses the cold steel barrel of his Remington 12 guage into his mouth.
"Burger King? You--you work for Darunia...! Did he send you? To kill me?"
Burger King's eyes never convey his inner turmoil, but for a moment, ABF saw compassion within. Then, BK overcame it.
"No. He is my master."
"I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hatred! Don't do this."
"Fuck you. Pussy."
BANG!
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