23rd March 2010, 4:05 AM
What do you mean what did I expect? It's PD, the game is the master at unlocking.
Of course now the MP is all free and clear from the start but on N64 you had to do all the challenges/solos to unlock everything in MP.
So you get an achievement. Well whoopty shit, how about some lame sauce on that sad panda. A NEW GUN? No, that makes too much sense. GUN EDITOR? Nah, too much fun and freedom. PLAY AS A SKEDAR? Oh my God I must be snorting the cocaine straight from the fucking plant. Not even 'Unlock Viva Pinata Heads'? or 'Kid Mode'? MP maps that are based off Perfect Dark Zero's areas? Not even a cheat to make the characters talk like Banjo~Kazooie characters? No that would be AWESOME and FUN and INTERESTING, no, sorry kids, you get an "Achievement unlocked!" so you can tell strangers why you dont have friends. BADASS.
Of course now the MP is all free and clear from the start but on N64 you had to do all the challenges/solos to unlock everything in MP.
So you get an achievement. Well whoopty shit, how about some lame sauce on that sad panda. A NEW GUN? No, that makes too much sense. GUN EDITOR? Nah, too much fun and freedom. PLAY AS A SKEDAR? Oh my God I must be snorting the cocaine straight from the fucking plant. Not even 'Unlock Viva Pinata Heads'? or 'Kid Mode'? MP maps that are based off Perfect Dark Zero's areas? Not even a cheat to make the characters talk like Banjo~Kazooie characters? No that would be AWESOME and FUN and INTERESTING, no, sorry kids, you get an "Achievement unlocked!" so you can tell strangers why you dont have friends. BADASS.