18th March 2010, 5:23 PM
Quote:It's pretty clear that there ARE instances within the Star Trek universe of the types of things that would make a perfectly suitable Star Trek FPS, which is the point of all these "exceptions to the iron-clad rule".
*Tears up Goron-Rumbler alliance*
The honeymoon is over. You've crossed me for the last time.
Operation Barbarossa goes into effect: Goron units all along the border immediately go on the offensive.
You do NOT... I repeat, NOT preach to me about the setting of Star Trek. It IS an idealistic fluffy foo foo land. Example: The Original Series episode ERRAND OF MERCY: Kirk and Spock and interned on a planet under Klingon occupation. The Federation and the Klingons are at war; at that very moment, a huge battle is about to take place. Kirk and Spock escape captivity and are going to kidnap the Klingon governor... and even as they are infiltrating his guarded domicile, Kirk and Spock use stun. Kirk says something like, "phasers to stun... we're after the big fish, not the little ones," or something asinine like that... even though THEY'RE AT WAR. No, no... your delusions of Star Trek will not work on me.
*Goron 1st, 3rd and 7th Armies cross into Northern Rumblonia, and seize the important port city of Grumble, brushing aside a token resistance. Meanwhile, 2nd and 10th armies strike in the south, capturing three vital industrial centers.*
*Peru alligns with the Goron empire, and sends 15 Peruvian Boy Scouts armed with super soakers to assist.*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST