15th March 2010, 6:13 PM
*Darunia and the population of TC are in a room on the planet Mustafar.*
DARUNIA: So... none of you appreciate the greatness of the late Peter Graves? Not even enough to post a simple little post here in recognition of him? Not one?
WELTALL: Peter who?
LAZY: My bum is on the wall.
ASM: Blah, blah, one-inch-Goron...
DARUNIA (face darkens): So be it.
(Darunia uses the Force to close all the windows in the room. Everyone else starts looking around, startled.)
WELTALL: What are you doing!?
(Darunia ignites his lightsaber, and begins to wildly dash around the room, hacking and slashing everyone into pieces.)
DARUNIA: So... none of you appreciate the greatness of the late Peter Graves? Not even enough to post a simple little post here in recognition of him? Not one?
WELTALL: Peter who?
LAZY: My bum is on the wall.
ASM: Blah, blah, one-inch-Goron...
DARUNIA (face darkens): So be it.
(Darunia uses the Force to close all the windows in the room. Everyone else starts looking around, startled.)
WELTALL: What are you doing!?
(Darunia ignites his lightsaber, and begins to wildly dash around the room, hacking and slashing everyone into pieces.)
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