7th March 2010, 10:47 PM
I know you all love my Goron-themed stories. Everyone takes turns adding onto and modifying this story thread. I'll go first.
SCENE: A tributary of the Amazon. The sun has set. A handful of Goron troops of the 9th Chasseurs sit around a campfire.
PRIVATE McGoron: The sun has set... what are we doing here, in the midst of this untamed jungle?
PRIVATE Goronson: That's not for us to know. His Excellency has sent us here. As long as Colonel VonGöron knows, we don't need to.
(Colonel VonGöron walks by, his gloved hands clasped behind his back. He bears a dignified, aristocratic air.)
VonGöron: A little less chatter! You all keep your eyes open! We're not exactly in friendly territory here. At any moment, we could be ambushed...
McGoron: By whom, isn't this a dense and remote rainforest?
VonGöron: Yes, and I know what---
(VonGöron's face contorts, and he falls dead into the fire.)
Goronson: It's an ambush!
SCENE: A tributary of the Amazon. The sun has set. A handful of Goron troops of the 9th Chasseurs sit around a campfire.
PRIVATE McGoron: The sun has set... what are we doing here, in the midst of this untamed jungle?
PRIVATE Goronson: That's not for us to know. His Excellency has sent us here. As long as Colonel VonGöron knows, we don't need to.
(Colonel VonGöron walks by, his gloved hands clasped behind his back. He bears a dignified, aristocratic air.)
VonGöron: A little less chatter! You all keep your eyes open! We're not exactly in friendly territory here. At any moment, we could be ambushed...
McGoron: By whom, isn't this a dense and remote rainforest?
VonGöron: Yes, and I know what---
(VonGöron's face contorts, and he falls dead into the fire.)
Goronson: It's an ambush!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST