5th March 2010, 2:56 PM
Tendo City still offers resistance? I thought by now we were to the point where the invaders were given escort straight to wherever it was they wanted to go. It's even in the budget.
DARUNIA: Let me see that!
(Snatches budget from out of Weltall's hands.)
DARUNIA'S JEW-GORON ACCOUNT: It's true, m'lord, it's in the budget. It's a large percentage of expenditures, too. Second only to Weltall's pedicure budget.
DARUNIA: Well, it makes no difference. Henceforth, redirect that funding into our military budget. I don't have time for this, I have work to do!
(Goes to a meeting with Great Rumbler. Generals and aides-de-camp are on both sides.)
DARUNIA: Now then, good work, partner. Finally, Tendo City is subdued. I suggest that I occupy the eastern sector in perpetuity... in exchange, you occupy the western half. We will have a demarcation line through here (Darunia gestures along a map on the table.) Furthermore, Tendo City will admit fault for the conflict, and pay us each an indemnity of 5.5 trillion rupees ($25.00 US dollars.) Agreed?
DARUNIA: Let me see that!
(Snatches budget from out of Weltall's hands.)
DARUNIA'S JEW-GORON ACCOUNT: It's true, m'lord, it's in the budget. It's a large percentage of expenditures, too. Second only to Weltall's pedicure budget.
DARUNIA: Well, it makes no difference. Henceforth, redirect that funding into our military budget. I don't have time for this, I have work to do!
(Goes to a meeting with Great Rumbler. Generals and aides-de-camp are on both sides.)
DARUNIA: Now then, good work, partner. Finally, Tendo City is subdued. I suggest that I occupy the eastern sector in perpetuity... in exchange, you occupy the western half. We will have a demarcation line through here (Darunia gestures along a map on the table.) Furthermore, Tendo City will admit fault for the conflict, and pay us each an indemnity of 5.5 trillion rupees ($25.00 US dollars.) Agreed?
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST