5th March 2010, 12:04 PM
*GREAT RUMBLER sips 1928-vintage Cabernet Sauvignon from a crystal goblet as several nubile slave girls clean the feces from his body*
WELTALL: They've retreated beyond the ridge, sire. But they shall be back soon, I think. Their man Keitel was last seen being hauled away in a straight-jacket and they're not likely to forget you doing such a thing to one as well-loved as he.
GREAT RUMBLER: Ah, war. My dear friend, do you not find war to be such a lovely thing? *laughs* The slaughter, the fires, the complete and utter devastation.
WELTALL: Sire, war should only be a last resort...
GREAT RUMBLER: Last resort? *throws goblet of wine against the floor, smashing it* I live for war! Don't presume to tell me what I should or should not do. When the Gorons come crashing over the walls of the city and the blood of our people runs through the streets, it shall be the most glorious day of our lives.
*WELTALL slowly backs away, a look of horror on his face*
WELTALL: You're mad! You will sell us all out for your bloodlust?!
GREAT RUMBLER: I can and I will! *turns to slave girls* Get out! *rises from throne made of human skeletons* We will watch Tendo City burn from its highest tower and we will listen to the cries of the damned as they sing to us the greatest melody ever written!
WELTALL: They've retreated beyond the ridge, sire. But they shall be back soon, I think. Their man Keitel was last seen being hauled away in a straight-jacket and they're not likely to forget you doing such a thing to one as well-loved as he.
GREAT RUMBLER: Ah, war. My dear friend, do you not find war to be such a lovely thing? *laughs* The slaughter, the fires, the complete and utter devastation.
WELTALL: Sire, war should only be a last resort...
GREAT RUMBLER: Last resort? *throws goblet of wine against the floor, smashing it* I live for war! Don't presume to tell me what I should or should not do. When the Gorons come crashing over the walls of the city and the blood of our people runs through the streets, it shall be the most glorious day of our lives.
*WELTALL slowly backs away, a look of horror on his face*
WELTALL: You're mad! You will sell us all out for your bloodlust?!
GREAT RUMBLER: I can and I will! *turns to slave girls* Get out! *rises from throne made of human skeletons* We will watch Tendo City burn from its highest tower and we will listen to the cries of the damned as they sing to us the greatest melody ever written!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.