5th March 2010, 11:42 AM
*Baffled and bewildered, Darunia stumbles away from the siege lines.*
DARUNIA: I must confide in my war council before planning my next move!
(Later that night: Goron's enormous war pavilion)
DARUNIA: This Great Rumbler is a wise one... we've never dealth with one like him.
GORON FIELD MARSHALL KEITEL: Nonsense. He is a big of flotsam. The only thing these Tendites understand is force. I'll take care of him, m'lord!
(Keitel unsheathes his Goron cavalry saber and charges at Great Rumbler--who sits alone in a tree, eating a squirrel.)
KEITEL: Have at you!
DARUNIA: I must confide in my war council before planning my next move!
(Later that night: Goron's enormous war pavilion)
DARUNIA: This Great Rumbler is a wise one... we've never dealth with one like him.
GORON FIELD MARSHALL KEITEL: Nonsense. He is a big of flotsam. The only thing these Tendites understand is force. I'll take care of him, m'lord!
(Keitel unsheathes his Goron cavalry saber and charges at Great Rumbler--who sits alone in a tree, eating a squirrel.)
KEITEL: Have at you!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST