Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron

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Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron

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5th March 2010, 10:38 AM

DARUNIA (TO TROOPS): Raze it all! Loot and plunder! Take the women into your arms! Kill all who resist!

*Goron troops begin destroying several straw and manure hovels while the poverty-stricken and half-starved denizens of Tendo Slum look on with vacant, uncaring eyes*

DARUNIA: GWAHAHAHA! You have no hope to survive, make your time!

*skies open and a beam of pure light descends*

GORON LIEUTENANT: WHAT THE FU-*is immediately vaporized into dust*

*GREAT RUMBLER appears in the midst of the light, clad in a blank trench coat, wearing Rayban sunglasses, and carrying two .357 magnums*

DARUNIA: You! I sent my best men to hunt you down a kill you! The assured me that their plan was a success! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

GREAT RUMBLER: Deal with it. *shoots Darunia through the head*

DARUNIA: *dies*

Sometimes you get the scorpion.

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Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 25th February 2010, 11:02 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 25th February 2010, 11:53 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by DMiller - 26th February 2010, 3:23 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Geno - 26th February 2010, 4:49 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 26th February 2010, 9:42 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by alien space marine - 26th February 2010, 2:01 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by etoven - 26th February 2010, 7:46 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by EdenMaster - 26th February 2010, 8:35 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 27th February 2010, 8:17 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by alien space marine - 27th February 2010, 8:21 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 27th February 2010, 11:37 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by alien space marine - 27th February 2010, 12:35 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 27th February 2010, 2:41 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 10:38 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 5th March 2010, 10:50 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 10:52 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 11:37 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 11:38 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 11:42 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 11:44 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 11:54 AM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 12:04 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 5th March 2010, 12:27 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 1:06 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by EdenMaster - 5th March 2010, 1:08 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 1:17 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 5th March 2010, 1:24 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by EdenMaster - 5th March 2010, 1:25 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 1:57 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 2:04 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 2:08 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 5th March 2010, 2:08 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 2:56 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 2:58 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Weltall - 5th March 2010, 3:03 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 3:05 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Geno - 5th March 2010, 3:25 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 5:06 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 5:31 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 7:50 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Great Rumbler - 5th March 2010, 8:53 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 9:00 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by alien space marine - 5th March 2010, 9:46 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by A Black Falcon - 5th March 2010, 10:03 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Darunia - 5th March 2010, 11:41 PM

Tendo City X: Revenge of the Goron - by Geno - 6th March 2010, 8:17 AM

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