25th February 2010, 11:02 PM
*Goron troops smash into Tendo City. Everyone is alarmed.*
Lazyfatbum: What is this? Who are you? What are you doing here?
GORON LIEUTENANT: Freeze! Not a word!
(Lazy is promptly beaten)
ENTER DARUNIA
DARUNIA: These forums and all within them are now the sovereign property of the Holy Goron Empire!
WELTALL: (Laughing, mocking) Oh jeeze, Darunia, are you back on that stupid imperialistic shit again? It's been years. We just hang out now and talk about stuff in here now. The days of conflict are long gone.
DARUNIA (TO TROOPS): Raze it all! Loot and plunder! Take the women into your arms! Kill all who resist!
Lazyfatbum: What is this? Who are you? What are you doing here?
GORON LIEUTENANT: Freeze! Not a word!
(Lazy is promptly beaten)
ENTER DARUNIA
DARUNIA: These forums and all within them are now the sovereign property of the Holy Goron Empire!
WELTALL: (Laughing, mocking) Oh jeeze, Darunia, are you back on that stupid imperialistic shit again? It's been years. We just hang out now and talk about stuff in here now. The days of conflict are long gone.
DARUNIA (TO TROOPS): Raze it all! Loot and plunder! Take the women into your arms! Kill all who resist!
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST