Nintendo "Announces" "New" Release List, Sans Any Actual Updates

[A Black Falcon]

... Nintendo, hasn't that huge profit cut you got in the first half of this year taught you ANYTHING? The "We failed to release anything new that really caught consumer interest in the second half of 2008, and that hurt us" or whatever?

But no, it's business as usual, release lists with no dates, lots of games with improbable release dates on them, seeming plans for more games that get announced just weeks before they are released and then are never marketed (shocking the world when they don't sell well!), and lots of titles currently not scheduled for a US release? Awesome.

Wii:
Japan
Wii Fit Plus 2009/10/1
Sin and Punishment 2(Temp.) 2009/10/29
Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games™* 2009/11/5
New Super Mario Bros. Wii 2009/12/3
NHK Kohaku Quiz Gassen 2009/12/17
Cosmic Walker(Temp.) 2009
Kensakusu(Temp.) 2009
Span Smasher(Temp.) 2009
Dynamic Zan(Temp.) 2009
100 Go de Start! Eikaiwa(Temp.) 2009
Hoshi no Kirby(Temp.) 2009
Line Attack Heroes(Temp.) 2009
Monado: Beginning of The World(Temp.) TBA
METROID: Other M(Temp.) TBA
Super Mario Galaxy 2(Temp.) TBA

The United States
Wii Fit Plus 2009/10/4
New Super Mario Bros. Wii 2009/11/15
Sin and Punishment 2(Temp.) CY2010 1st Quarter
Endless Ocean 2(Temp.) CY2010 1st Quarter
METROID: Other M 2010
Super Mario Galaxy 2(Temp.) 2010
Span Smasher(Temp.) TBA
Line Attack Heroes(Temp.) TBA
Monado: Beginning of The World(Temp.) TBA

Europe
Wii Fit Plus 2009/10/30
New Super Mario Bros. Wii 2009/11/20
Endless Ocean 2(Temp.) 2010
Sin and Punishment 2(Temp.) 2010
Spring Super Mario Galaxy 2(Temp.) 2010
METROID: Other M(Temp.) 2010


DS:
Japan
Mario & Sonic At the Olympic Winter Games 2009/11/19
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks 2009/12/23
Famicom Wars DS2(Temp.) 2009 (Advance Wars: Days of Ruin, which we got early this year)
Golden Sun DS(Temp.) TBA

The United States
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky 2009/10/12
Style Savvy 2009/11/2
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks 2009/12/7
Pokémon HeartGold Version 2010 Spring
Pokémon SoulSilver Version 2010 Spring
Glory of Heracles 2010
Golden Sun DS(Temp.) 2010
WarioWare D.I.Y. TBA
Picross 3D TBA

Europe
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story 2009/10/9
Nintendo presents: Style Boutique 2009/10/23
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky 2009/11/20
The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks 2009/12/11
Pokémon HeartGold Version 2010 Spring
Pokémon SoulSilver Version 2010 Spring
WarioWare D.I.Y. TBA

Source:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=378413