Magical animal guardian helps Oakland Raiders win football game

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That was a horrible, horrible game. I've never seen one team so utterly outclassed by another in all the years I've watched football. I mean, the Titans had negative net passing yards. Imagine if, in a five-game series, one team never got one single hit? That's how historically bad that game was for Tennessee, never mind the 59 points! It's hard to believe that the Titans had the best record in football last year!

I wonder if Fittisize is busy learning how to tie a hangman's noose? It's his team that got skunked.

I say this is cosmic revenge for LenDale White disrespecting the Steelers last year.