19th April 2003, 1:31 PM
I want to suspend up Avril Lavigne naked from the ceiling by her wrists and toes while dogs lick honey off her bare ass.
Other than that, she's just like any other teen idol: her music sucks, her singing is mediocre, she's too concerned with image, her personality is obnoxious, and she can get away with all of that because she's fucking hot and stupid suburban teen girls idolize and emulate her.
Other than that, she's just like any other teen idol: her music sucks, her singing is mediocre, she's too concerned with image, her personality is obnoxious, and she can get away with all of that because she's fucking hot and stupid suburban teen girls idolize and emulate her.