2009-10 Winter Classic

[A Black Falcon]

What the hell is this shit? Is this some Canadian thing? Let me just give this an itemized what the fuck...

1. They filled a football stadium with snow....
   
2. They filled a football stadium with snow....
   
3. 20 Bazillion people turned out to watch workers fill the football stadium with snow...
   
4. Who the hell are they cheering for?
   
5. Is this some Canadian game where if I throw a fish and it lands on third base, its a Wednesday, a lady in the forth row is naked, and the umpire calls 2 blurns and a blup, then its a super blurn!!! Then all the fans celibate by smacking their left butt cheek with a half eaten blurn fry and throwing their beer at their closest neighbor..
   
6. Does Michal more have a .32 Shiznat Average, with a blurn and blip rate of 1.23?...
   
7. Does the winner get the size of his poo measured???
   
8. What happens to the winners poo?
   
9. Does it get silver plated?
   
10. Where do they display the poo trophies?
    
11. Is Canada's national anthem a fart sound...
    
12. Do they play the fart sound before each game?
    
13. If I where to shove a microphone up my ass and blow chunks into it, would people stand at attention with their right hand over their hart.
    
14. Would they play ball afterwords...
    
15. Do you use fish for money?
    
16. How many big mouth bass will it take to buy a hot dog at this game?
    
17. Do you all eat hot dogs in Canada?
    
18. Do they serve hot dogs at your so called snowy football games?
    

Tell me now...

1. No, it was winter. The snow was already there.
2. No, it was winter. The snow was already there.
3. They like hockey. This is a unique and interesting way to see a hockey game, so of course people wanted to go.
4. They like hockey. This is a unique and interesting way to see a hockey game, so of course people wanted to go.

... Beyond that, why do you hate hockey that much? Is it REALLY that weird? I guess because I'm from New England I'm used to hockey. Even though I've never seen it played live, it's plenty popular around here, and the most popular team at my college by FAR was the men's hockey team. The northern parts of the US like hockey too, as Fittisize just said.


Now, I do find this "hockey in football arenas" thing a little strange, mostly because of how far away they are from the game... I mean, in hockey you need to be able to see the details, right? And the rink is this tiny little thing in the middle of the huge field... do the fans all get complimentary binoculars or something? :) But for the spectacle of the thing, sure I can see people going.