2009-10 Winter Classic

[etoven]

Heritage Classic in Edmonton, 2003

What the hell is this shit? Is this some Canadian thing? Let me just give this an itemized what the fuck...

1. They filled a football stadium with snow....
   
2. They filled a football stadium with snow....
   
3. 20 Bazillion people turned out to watch workers fill the football stadium with snow...
   
4. Who the hell are they cheering for?
   
5. Is this some Canadian game where if I throw a fish and it lands on third base, its a Wednesday, a lady in the forth row is naked, and the umpire calls 2 blurns and a blup, then its a super blurn!!! Then all the fans celibate by smacking their left butt cheek with a half eaten blurn fry and throwing their beer at their closest neighbor..
   
6. Does Michal more have a .32 Shiznat Average, with a blurn and blip rate of 1.23?...
   
7. Does the winner get the size of his poo measured???
   
8. What happens to the winners poo?
   
9. Does it get silver plated?
   
10. Where do they display the poo trophies?
    
11. Is Canada's national anthem a fart sound...
    
12. Do they play the fart sound before each game?
    
13. If I where to shove a microphone up my ass and blow chunks into it, would people stand at attention with their right hand over their hart.
    
14. Would they play ball afterwords...
    
15. Do you use fish for money?
    
16. How many big mouth bass will it take to buy a hot dog at this game?
    
17. Do you all eat hot dogs in Canada?
    
18. Do they serve hot dogs at your so called snowy football games?
    

Tell me now...