27th July 2009, 5:11 AM
I read everything you type in the fucking voice of Butters.
Spiritual successor to Aliens has been tossed around a lot whenever this film is mentioned. But I call shenanigans because it has fucking dinosaurs, and fucking robots, and fucking robot dinosaurs, aliens for no reason and fucking robot aliens, alien dinosaurs, what the damn hell. Fucking Flashy Panther looking alien humanoids I cant breath oh my god. it's a damn grab bag of the past 20 years of film. I predict cheek spanking.
A boat will sink
A robot will scare you
An alien will unlock the key to the universe
A man will fall in love
A cheek will be spanked
Day fuckin one on this bad mama, and teh games look geuwd, in fact teh games are already looking really damn geuwd even on the damn Wii, my mouth is distended because of the dropping of my now permanently elongated jaw. Okay that was too extreme, I take that back, but its quite good looking.
CG bewbies, shiny panther people and robot fuckin dinosaur who cares its badass, fuckin ready, Mr. Cameron can receive butthole lipstick smoocher, whenever the fuck he wants.
Spiritual successor to Aliens has been tossed around a lot whenever this film is mentioned. But I call shenanigans because it has fucking dinosaurs, and fucking robots, and fucking robot dinosaurs, aliens for no reason and fucking robot aliens, alien dinosaurs, what the damn hell. Fucking Flashy Panther looking alien humanoids I cant breath oh my god. it's a damn grab bag of the past 20 years of film. I predict cheek spanking.
A boat will sink
A robot will scare you
An alien will unlock the key to the universe
A man will fall in love
A cheek will be spanked
Day fuckin one on this bad mama, and teh games look geuwd, in fact teh games are already looking really damn geuwd even on the damn Wii, my mouth is distended because of the dropping of my now permanently elongated jaw. Okay that was too extreme, I take that back, but its quite good looking.
CG bewbies, shiny panther people and robot fuckin dinosaur who cares its badass, fuckin ready, Mr. Cameron can receive butthole lipstick smoocher, whenever the fuck he wants.