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10th July 2009, 6:29 PM

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And today I'm going to show you how you can turn your wife's used tampons into the most powerful cleaning agent ever!!!

Would you guys like to learn more!!?!?!?!?
Audience Cheers

Announcer comes on the air: Blood, rust, dirt, hard water stains, baked on paint, dried on wood varnish! Nothing, can escape the power TAMPONEX! Simply dip your wife's used tampons into the TAMPONEX solution, and all that dead baby, mixes with oxygen powered enzymes to form the most powerful cleaning solution even created.

Remove blood stains from your work shirt. *Blood disappears like magic..
Hard water stains are gone like they were never there! *Completely unbelievable demonstration follows.

<o:p></o:p>Even strip varnish from old wood, varnish comes off old wood like it was never there!!!
WOW!!! Now that's amazing!!<o:p></o:p>

Back on the air with Billy & Jill Turner: <o:p></o:p>

Jill: Billy! I heard through the grape vine that today, you’re going to show me, how all that dead baby, I have in my trashcans in my one bed room apartment, can make my shower head run like new!<o:p></o:p>

Billy: Take a look here Jill…. *Picks up a silver plated trashcan and pulls out a used tampon *Dips the tampon in TAMPONEX and walks over to a crusty dirty rust ridden shower head.<o:p></o:p>

Simply rub the soaked tampon over the shower head. And with just a little rub, all that dirt rust and grime disappear like magic! *Years of grime and rust disappear in a completely unbelievable display.<o:p></o:p>

Jill: Wow that’s amazing! My dead baby removed that dirt and rust like it was never there at all!!<o:p></o:p>

Computer Animation Runs: Simply dip the used tampon in TAMPONEX and oxygen powered enzymes go to work immediately converting all that dead baby in to the most powerful cleaning agent ever! Rust, varnish, blood, hard water stains, there all gone! Nothing can stop it!!!<o:p></o:p>

[font=&quot]*Whole five minute sequence is re shuffled and plays in random parts over and over for an additional hour. [/font]

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Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 28th June 2009, 8:07 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 28th June 2009, 8:14 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 28th June 2009, 9:14 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Fittisize - 28th June 2009, 9:53 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 28th June 2009, 10:59 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 28th June 2009, 11:27 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 28th June 2009, 2:44 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 29th June 2009, 12:26 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 29th June 2009, 4:13 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 29th June 2009, 4:43 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 29th June 2009, 4:53 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 29th June 2009, 5:38 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Great Rumbler - 29th June 2009, 7:32 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 29th June 2009, 8:44 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 29th June 2009, 11:07 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 30th June 2009, 6:33 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 30th June 2009, 12:51 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 30th June 2009, 3:40 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 30th June 2009, 5:05 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 30th June 2009, 9:02 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 30th June 2009, 9:56 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 1st July 2009, 2:46 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by DMiller - 1st July 2009, 3:33 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 1st July 2009, 4:18 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 1st July 2009, 4:54 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 1st July 2009, 8:45 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Great Rumbler - 10th July 2009, 9:16 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 10th July 2009, 2:19 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by etoven - 10th July 2009, 6:29 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 7th August 2009, 6:12 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2009, 10:51 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 8th August 2009, 12:12 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2009, 12:27 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by alien space marine - 12th August 2009, 12:19 PM

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