29th June 2009, 4:43 PM
Quote:One myth states that the Native American chief Tecumseh put a curse on William Henry Harrison, a war hero from the Battle of Tippecanoe in 1811, when he was elected president, which would cause him and every other president elected in a 0-year to die in office.
Tecumseh: "I curse you, William Henry Harrison! And I will do so by placing the mark of death upon an office I can't possibly know you'll hold since that will happen decades after I'm dead. And though I'd like for it to kill all you assholes, unfortunately, it's tied to the methods of your proprietary system of temporal measurement (which I don't even fucking use), and worst still, only works against guys who are elected in a decimal base year.
seriously who comes up with these god damn curses?"
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR