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29th June 2009, 4:43 PM

Quote:One myth states that the Native American chief Tecumseh put a curse on William Henry Harrison, a war hero from the Battle of Tippecanoe in 1811, when he was elected president, which would cause him and every other president elected in a 0-year to die in office.

Tecumseh: "I curse you, William Henry Harrison! And I will do so by placing the mark of death upon an office I can't possibly know you'll hold since that will happen decades after I'm dead. And though I'd like for it to kill all you assholes, unfortunately, it's tied to the methods of your proprietary system of temporal measurement (which I don't even fucking use), and worst still, only works against guys who are elected in a decimal base year.

seriously who comes up with these god damn curses?"

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Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 28th June 2009, 8:07 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 28th June 2009, 8:14 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 28th June 2009, 9:14 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Fittisize - 28th June 2009, 9:53 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 28th June 2009, 10:59 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 28th June 2009, 11:27 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 28th June 2009, 2:44 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 29th June 2009, 12:26 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 29th June 2009, 4:13 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 29th June 2009, 4:43 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 29th June 2009, 4:53 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 29th June 2009, 5:38 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Great Rumbler - 29th June 2009, 7:32 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 29th June 2009, 8:44 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 29th June 2009, 11:07 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 30th June 2009, 6:33 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 30th June 2009, 12:51 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Geno - 30th June 2009, 3:40 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 30th June 2009, 5:05 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 30th June 2009, 9:02 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 30th June 2009, 9:56 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 1st July 2009, 2:46 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by DMiller - 1st July 2009, 3:33 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Dark Jaguar - 1st July 2009, 4:18 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 1st July 2009, 4:54 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by EdenMaster - 1st July 2009, 8:45 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Great Rumbler - 10th July 2009, 9:16 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 10th July 2009, 2:19 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by etoven - 10th July 2009, 6:29 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by A Black Falcon - 7th August 2009, 6:12 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2009, 10:51 AM

Billy Mays is dead. - by Weltall - 8th August 2009, 12:12 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by lazyfatbum - 8th August 2009, 12:27 PM

Billy Mays is dead. - by alien space marine - 12th August 2009, 12:19 PM

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