18th April 2009, 11:37 PM
Sometimes I think that Uwe Boll is our generation's Andy Koffman and every bad movie he makes, every claim that he's a genius, and every time he boxes critics is simply a joke at our expense.
Other times I think maybe he's just insane.
That said, if there's any game that would be perfect for Uwe Boll to convert into a movie, it's Contra. The entire series is it's own satire in how ridiculously over the top it is. The story is a living joke, and anything Uwe Boll added to it would only make it more hilarious.
...Except setting it in the middle ages...
Other times I think maybe he's just insane.
That said, if there's any game that would be perfect for Uwe Boll to convert into a movie, it's Contra. The entire series is it's own satire in how ridiculously over the top it is. The story is a living joke, and anything Uwe Boll added to it would only make it more hilarious.
...Except setting it in the middle ages...
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)