Spring has sprung

[Weltall]

Global Climate Change is a much more sense-making name since the climate seems to just be getting weirder and more unpredictable than just warmer (though we did have record heat in the summer of '07, I think it was; it was so bad that a severe weather alert had to be issued, which is very rare when there's no wind or precipitation involved).

It was Global Cooling until the late 80s. It was Global Warming until maybe four years ago. Today it's just Global Climate Change, an admission that no one really has any idea what's going on, and this vague blanket term will explain to the mindless masses why climate is no longer the entirely predictable and perfectly-structured phenomena it was before the internal combustion engine came along and fucked everything up.