The Offical Christmas Countdown Thread

[etoven]

Here you go Tendocity! An Image handler just for you!
Complete with magic poem...

Twas the night before Christmas.
And all threw TCity.

Not a creature was stirring.
Not Even PDitty.

Lazy was nude
And Black Falcon was typing.
And panic in sued as Dark Jaguar began writing.

And the Trolls sat alone plotting in their cave.
Thinking the situation at best is grave.

All these toys and nose and caring and loving.
I must stop this holiday season from joyfully coming.

I know, they said, with a crinkly snare.
I'll Spam the message board, when no one is their.

And if they ban me I'll create another account.
I can't ban them for ever, Etoven said with a pout.

Then out of the blue, shining with the spirit of the season.
Dmiller per claimed I'll show them reason.

I'll give then F's, for their holiday grade.
And for the Trolls carers, will earn a failure parade.

And TC laughed at this hilarious plot.
But then out of the clouds, a thunderbolt then shot.

The angels then sang in emasculate course
From out of the clouds appeared Ninja Chuck Norrace!

"The Trolls need love just like anyone here."
Joly old Christmas will soon be near.

So Toven stepped in, to end the Trolls blight.
Have a wonderful season Trolls, and TC... A good night!